- Friend: There's nothing worst than death
- Me: Final Seasons
- Me: Post-concert depression
- Me: When there's no food
- Me: Fictional characters dying
- Me: Hipsters blogs
- Me: Cry over bands
- Friend: ....
- Me: When penis appears on your dash while your mother is watching
i didn’t buy my mom anything for mothers day because having me is the best gift my mom could ever get
